So, let me break this down for you: the Penguins went into a hockey game against the New Jersey Devils and produced a grand total of 12 shots. Twelve! That’s like showing up to a buffet and only nibbling on the breadsticks. The Penguins, bless their hearts, were basically on a ghost hunt; they couldn’t find the puck if it was wearing a neon sign. And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, rookie defenseman Owen Pickering decided to join the injury parade. He got hurt, which is just a classic Penguins move these days. The team was shut out 3-0, and if you think that’s tragic, wait until you realize they had a whole season of 12 shots or fewer before this game. It’s like a bad comedy routine where the punchline is a complete lack of offense. You almost feel sorry for them, until you remember they get paid millions to skate around on ice. It’s a tough gig, folks, but someone’s gotta do it, right? Just don’t expect the Penguins to be packing heat anytime soon!
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