In our previous blog post, we detailed the bizarre and pathetic story of six guys trying (and failing) to take down former NHL enforcer Paul Bissonnette at a Scottsdale restaurant. Now, the plot thickens. Scottsdale police have finally released the names and mugshots of these so-called “tough guys,” and let’s just say it’s not a good look—for them, at least.
The Scottsdale Stooges: Name and Shame
The Scottsdale Police Department has officially identified the group of six men who thought it was a good idea to jump an NHL legend. Their mugshots, published by TMZ, offer a glimpse into a night that went hilariously wrong for these would-be brawlers.
Here’s a quick rundown of the gang:
- Sean M. Daley: Charged with aggravated assault (felony), forgery (possessing a forged instrument), and disorderly conduct.
- William J. Carroll: Charged with two counts each of misdemeanor assault and disorderly conduct.
- Henry Mesker, John Carroll, Danny Bradley, and Edward Jennings: Specific charges for these individuals have not been detailed in the available sources.
Biz Nasty vs. The Scottsdale Six: A Total Blowout
For those just catching up, these six geniuses tried to gang up on Paul Bissonnette at a Scottsdale restaurant after he intervened in another altercation. Instead of taking the high road, they chose violence—and still lost. Despite being outnumbered six-to-one, Bissonnette held his own until restaurant security stepped in. While he walked away bruised, these guys walked away humiliated.
As a reminder, Bissonnette spent years in the NHL dropping gloves against the league’s toughest enforcers. These six? They couldn’t even win with a numbers advantage. It’s like bringing foam swords to a gladiator fight.
Mugshots of Regret and a Legacy of Embarrassment
The mugshots, shared by azfamily.com, are almost too perfect. They showcase a variety of emotions: regret, shame, confusion, and maybe even a touch of fear. If mugshots could talk, these would scream, “We picked the wrong guy.”
One thing’s for sure: these men didn’t just lose a fight—they lost any shred of dignity they had left. And thanks to the internet, their names and faces will forever be linked to this epic failure.
The Lesson: Don’t Be These Guys
If you’re taking notes on what not to do, here’s the main takeaway: Don’t pick a fight with Paul Bissonnette. Actually, don’t pick a fight with anyone who’s spent years throwing fists for a living. And definitely don’t do it as a group, because it only makes your failure that much more embarrassing.
For more on how this disaster unfolded, make sure to check out our previous blog post. As for the Scottsdale Stooges, maybe next time they’ll think twice before trying to play tough guy—though something tells us this group doesn’t have a great track record with thinking.
