Ah, Pitt football, where optimism goes to die! After starting the season with a glimmer of hope, the Panthers have stumbled into a five-game losing streak that’s about as pretty as a train wreck. It’s like watching a kid try to ride a bike for the first time – you know it’s going to end badly, yet you can’t help but watch. The latest installment of this tragicomedy? A humbling 34-23 defeat against Boston College, proving they can drop the ball in more ways than one! Injuries? Check. Bad tackling? Double check. And let’s not even start on the coaching decisions, which seem to be inspired by a blindfolded person throwing darts. But hey, they’re bowl eligible! It’s like being the kid who shows up to the party empty-handed but still expects cake. So here’s to Pitt, a team that’s mastered the art of losing when it counts.
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