Malik Nabers: The Rookie Who Doesn’t Give a Damn About Drops

So here we got Malik Nabers, the rookie wide receiver for the Giants, who’s out here acting like drops are just pesky mosquitoes buzzing around his head. He’s like, ‘Drop the ball? Who cares! Just keep throwing it my way!’ I mean, this kid has more confidence than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. After a loss to the Cowboys, he stood up and said, ‘I don’t care if I drop it six times, keep those passes coming!’ Now that’s a bold move, Cotton! But let’s be real, he’s also got seven drops in nine games—at this rate, his hands are starting to look like a buttered biscuit. It’s like he’s trying to break an NFL record for most dropped passes while simultaneously setting a record for most catches in 10 games. It’s a wild ride, folks! But hey, if he can turn those drops into touchdowns, we might just have the next big thing. Until then, the Giants better keep that ball coming, or Malik might just start questioning their play-calling too!