So, here’s the deal: Jalen Hurts, the Eagles’ quarterback, decides to run like a gazelle, dodging defenders, only to be clobbered like a piñata at a kid’s birthday party. I mean, what’s he thinking? ‘Hey, let’s take a hit to the head, it’s all part of the game!’ So he gets hit by Frankie Luvu, a name that sounds like a fancy Italian dish, and suddenly, Jalen’s in the blue medical tent, probably wondering if he’ll ever see the field again. Meanwhile, Kenny Pickett, the backup, steps in like he’s auditioning for a superhero role, throwing a touchdown pass as if he’s been waiting all his life for this chance. Jalen, poor guy, is left looking like he just lost a game of dodgeball against a bunch of bullies—head spinning, helmet in hand. Ah, the NFL: where the hits are hard, and the comebacks are tougher! Let’s just hope he gets back in the game before they start offering him a job as a sideline reporter.
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