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Cooper Flagg’s Comeback: Duke’s Star Ready to Shine in March Madness

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round because we have a story that’s juicier than a slice of watermelon on a hot summer day! Our boy Cooper Flagg, the Duke sensation, is back in action after a little tango with an ankle injury that had him sidelined longer than a kid waiting for their turn on the…

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Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round because we have a story that’s juicier than a slice of watermelon on a hot summer day! Our boy Cooper Flagg, the Duke sensation, is back in action after a little tango with an ankle injury that had him sidelined longer than a kid waiting for their turn on the playground. You see, Cooper rolled that ankle like it was a bad burrito, but fear not! He’s back, and he’s feeling ‘pain-free’—which is a phrase that sounds like it should be on a motivational poster next to a cat hanging from a tree branch.

Now, let’s talk about the drama! Picture this: Cooper, the star of the Blue Devils, was all set to lead his team through the ACC tournament when—bam!—he rolls his ankle against Georgia Tech. It was like watching a soap opera where the hero gets knocked out just before the big showdown. But instead of sulking, Cooper took it like a champ. He hit the rehab harder than a kid on a sugar rush, and now he’s ready to strut his stuff against Mount St. Mary’s.

And let’s not forget Coach Jon Scheyer, who’s been playing the role of the protective parent, making sure Cooper doesn’t rush back too soon. It’s like when your mom tells you to wear a jacket because it’s chilly outside, but you’re too busy trying to impress your friends. But here’s the kicker: Duke didn’t even need Cooper to win the ACC tournament! They rolled through like a hot knife through butter, proving that even without their star, they’re still a force to be reckoned with. So, as Cooper steps back onto the court, you can bet your bottom dollar that the excitement is palpable. Will he lead Duke to glory? Will he drop 30 points and make the highlight reel? One thing’s for sure: this is going to be a March Madness for the ages!

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Bills Safety Accidentally Helps Patriots Build a Statue for Efton Chism III

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Efton Chism III making a one-handed touchdown catch for the Patriots against the Bills

The NFL has a way of turning one ridiculous play into an entire public-service announcement, and Sunday in Buffalo delivered a fresh example. Efton Chism III, who was very much on the Patriots’ 53-man roster and not on some imaginary practice squad vacation, hauled in a diving one-handed touchdown with 1:50 left to send New England to a 29-26 win over the Bills. It was the kind of catch that makes defenders stare into the middle distance and reconsider their life choices. It was also the sort of play that usually earns a player a round of applause, a sideline chest bump, and maybe a spot on every highlight show until the sun burns out.

Efton Chism III making a one-handed touchdown catch for the Patriots against the Bills
Efton Chism III turns a desperation throw into the kind of game-winning catch that launches a thousand replay freezes. Credit: ESPN

Instead, Bills defensive back C.J. Gardner-Johnson decided to take the scenic route through denial and disrespect, calling Chism a “practice squad player” who “made a hell of a catch.” That’s a heck of a thing to say about a guy who was busy winning the game against you with one hand, one foot, and the football equivalent of a crowbar pry-open of the end zone. Patriots coach Mike Vrabel didn’t exactly file the comment under “interesting but harmless” either, firing back that for a guy who’s been on eight teams in four years, Gardner-Johnson probably knows the drill. Somewhere, a giant golden shovel is being prepared in New England, because Chism just helped bury Buffalo and then got the rare honor of being disrespected for it.

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NFL May Finally Crack Open Sunday Ticket Before 2030

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For years, Sunday Ticket has been the NFL’s expensive little miracle: pay a king’s ransom and get the privilege of watching the league’s full buffet of out-of-market games, assuming your bank account survives the checkout screen. Now comes the wonderfully bureaucratic twist — the league could be willing to deconstruct the whole thing by the 2030 season, which is corporate-speak for “we might break the toy and rebuild it in a way that makes more money.” In the NFL’s world, nothing says innovation like taking a package fans already complain about and asking whether it can be sliced into even more pieces.

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Sunday Ticket could be headed for a major redesign by the 2030 season. Credit: NBC Sports

And honestly, this is the most NFL thing imaginable. The league has spent decades turning football into a 24/7 content empire, and Sunday Ticket has always been the premium chair at the grown-ups’ table: useful, pricey, and somehow still not enough for everyone. If the next rights deal really does move toward a different structure, it could mean more flexibility, more digital experimentation, and more opportunities for fans to wonder why watching one football game now requires the strategic planning of a fantasy draft and the budget discipline of a mortgage refinance. The takeaway is simple: Sunday Ticket isn’t necessarily disappearing, but the league appears ready to put it on the operating table and see how many extra organs can be sold separately.

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Tarik Skubal Turns October Into a Power-Washing Demo as Dodgers Open NLDS With 5-3 Win

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Tarik Skubal in a Dodgers postseason game against the Braves

The Dodgers spent Game 1 of the NLDS doing what rich baseball teams are apparently allowed to do now: casually importing a two-time Cy Young winner and asking him to bully an entire lineup into compliance. Tarik Skubal obliged with the kind of October debut that makes the rest of the league file a complaint with the baseball gods. After a leadoff single, he retired 15 straight Braves batters, which is less a pitching line than a polite eviction notice.

Tarik Skubal in a Dodgers postseason game against the Braves
Tarik Skubal overpowered Atlanta in Game 1 of the NLDS as Los Angeles opened the series with a 5-3 win. Credit: Getty Images / France 24

The heat at Dodger Stadium was brutal, the stakes were huge, and Skubal still worked like a man trying to shut off the stadium’s electricity bill. He finished with seven strikeouts, allowed just two hits and one run, and never really looked like he was in danger of handing Atlanta much of anything besides a long, frustrated bus ride. Meanwhile, the Dodgers offense did what playoff offenses are supposed to do when a starter is throwing flamethrowers and changeups like a wizard with a pension plan: it piled up three home runs. Teoscar Hernández got it started, Kyle Tucker added the kind of blast that makes opposing dugouts stare into the middle distance, and Max Muncy provided the insurance policy nobody asked for but everybody appreciated.

Atlanta managed to make the final score respectable with late homers of its own, which is nice in the same way a fire extinguisher is nice after the house is already on fire. But the night belonged to Skubal and the Dodgers, who grabbed a 1-0 series lead and reminded everyone that October baseball is often just three hours of someone else’s ace ruining your life one hitter at a time.

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