Oh, the Glory of Indiana Football: A 66-0 Shutout You Didn’t See Coming!

Well, if you thought Indiana football was only known for its basketball prowess, think again! The Hoosiers just delivered a staggering 66-0 smackdown to Purdue, reclaiming the Old Oaken Bucket like it was an old toy they found in the attic. Who knew that after a 3-9 season, they’d suddenly decide to play like the reincarnation of a football god? Kurtis Rourke, the quarterback, decided that throwing just a few touchdowns was too boring, so he went for six! I mean, why not tie a record while you’re at it? And let’s not forget Coach Cignetti, who appears to have an uncanny ability to turn losing teams into playoff contenders. I can almost hear the fans now, ‘Next year, we’ll totally win the Super Bowl!’ Welcome to the new era of Hoosier football, where it seems winning is just as easy as pie—if that pie were made out of 66 points!