Texas Wins a Game Without a Brawl, Shocking Everyone

So, Texas and Texas A&M finally decided to settle their differences on the football field instead of Twitter, and shockingly, there were no brawls! Texas emerged victorious in a tense 17-7 game that had fans wondering if they’d ever see a competitive rivalry again. Tre Wisner turned into a one-man wrecking crew, giving the Aggies nightmares with his 186 rushing yards. Meanwhile, Quinn Ewers, despite his struggles, managed to not completely blow it for the Longhorns, thanks to a defense that seemed to forget A&M existed. Let’s all gather around to witness Texas prepare for a rematch with Georgia, where they’ll hopefully remember how to score points without help from the opposing team’s defense.